| Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. |
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| Are you tired, run down, listless?
Do you poop out at parties?
Are you unpopular?
Boy, have I got an item for you...
With Vitameatavegimin you can spoon your way to health!
All you have to do is take a spoonful from this little bottle...
It's so tasty, too!
So why don't you join the thousands of happy, peppy people
and get a great big bottle of...
VITAMEATAVEGIMIN! |
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| You can run.
You can hide.
But you can't escape my love.
Yes, you. |
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| Remember my friends:
If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.
oh and how it sucks. |
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Girls:
Remember, please, when you dress
That what you wear can cause distress.
Take great care and great thought,
About wearing that outfit that you bought.
Within the store, it may have looked cute,
It's strechy, glittery, and has a belt to boot.
Yet, in another's gazing eye,
They may quite shockingly spy
A girl that has, it may appear,
A rather large and bulging rear.....
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